NFL stimulus package begins with the signing of Albert Haynesworth

It just breaks my heart to see the NFL in a recession, like the rest of the country.

Commissioner Roger Goodell announced some league layoffs. He's even taking a 20 percent paycut.

The league is doing their patriotic duty. After all, free agency has begun.

Evidently, Albert Haynesworth is doing his patriotic duty as well to help reduce the national debt, by signing a seven-year, $100 million dollar contract with the Washington Redskins. The contract is expected to be worth $41 million in guaranteed money, as well as $32 million paid out over the next 13 months. With incentives, he could earn as much as $115 million in his tenure.

Treasury Secretary Tim Geitner, as soon as he figures out his own taxes, is drooling over the possibilities of Haynesworth's tax bill.

Wait a minute, I have an idea. Take the tax revenue from all of the new NFL free agent contracts and bail out the less fortunate .... the NBA.

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