Nebraska football joke of the day

Did you check out the latest Sports Illustrated with a feature on Nebraska football? It was about how the program has now gone to "heck" and a handbasket, after all of the glory years under Tom Osborne. Now that Osborne is the athletics director, he hired Bo Pelini as head coach and they are trying to get the program back to where it was and how to make Nebraska residents proud again.

It wasn't too bad of a story until I realized I really didn't care. So, in light of that, here's the Nebraska football joke of the day:

"A Nebraska football fan called the hospital saying, "My wife is having a baby, what should I do?" The nurse asked, "Is this her first baby?" The Husker fan replied, "No, this is her husband."

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